Thanksgiving Jokes

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims!

Q: Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? A: Because they never learned good table manners!

Q: What key has legs and can't open doors? A: A turkey!

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight? A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: What did the Turkey say before it was roasted? A: Boy, I'm stuffed!

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? A: They suspected it of foul play

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside!

Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes. A building can't jump at all!

Q: How do you keep a turkey in suspense? A: I’ll let you know next week!

Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to Church? A: Because they use such fowl language!

Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? A: “Quack, quack, quack!”

Q: What’s blue and covered with feathers? A: A turkey holding its breath!

Q: What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called? A: Turkey feathers!

Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for? A: Their age!

Q: What type of music did the Pilgrims like? A: Plymouth Rock!

Q: When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand? A: On their feet!

Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? A:In the dictionary!

Q: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? A: He had an arrow escape

Q: What did the Pilgrim vampire celebrate? A: Fangsgiving!