Easter Jokes

Q: What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A: Hot cross bunnies

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit? A: EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

Q: Why did the easter egg hide? A: He was a little chicken!

Q: How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? A: Only one – after that it’s not empty any more!

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? A: It might crack up!

Q: How does Easter end? A: With the letter R!

Q: What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? A: The Easter Bunana!

Q: How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade? A: He said it was eggs-cellent!

Q: What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A: A funny bunny!

Q: What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? A: Hare mail!

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose? A: Because the powder puff is on the other end!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny travel? A: By hare plane!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat? A: With a hare brush!

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: It’s been nice gnawing you!

Q: Why are people always tired in April? A: Because they just finished a march

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? A: With a hare-dryer

Q: How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good? A: With hare spray

Q: What kinds of books do bunnies like? A: Ones with hoppy endings!

Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? A: Because it has four rabbit’s feet!

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!

Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A: A bunion

Q: What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit? A: Cheer up!

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A: A receding hareline

Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? A: It's a tender tail!

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain? A: Egghead!

Q: Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show? A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it.

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head? A: Because he had a eggache!

Q: What does a sick chicken say? A: I have the people pox

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? A:To a re-tail store!

Q: How do you make a rabbit stew? A: Make it wait for three hours!

Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work? A: Tired.

Q:What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? A:Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? A: They lived hoppily ever after!

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit? A: An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots!

Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter? A: In the dictionary

Q: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a scout? A:A rabbit who helps little old ladies hop across the street

Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Q: What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? A: Cold little bunnies

Q: What do you call a dumb bunny? A: A hare brain!

 Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A:He was having a bad hare day!

Q: What's long and stylish and full of cats? A:The Easter Purrade!

Q: What part did the egg play in the movies? A: He was an "Egg-stra".

Q: What do you call a sleeping egg? A: Egg-zosted

Q: What kind of plants do eggs keep? A: Eggplants

Q: What day does an egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.

Q: What did the eggs do when the light turned green? A: They egg-cellerated

Q: How did the eggs leave the highway? A: They went through the "Eggs-it".

Q: Where does a bunny go when it dies? A: To the hare-after.

Q: What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? You need an eggsplanation!

Q: What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? A:His lucky people's foot!